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MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

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spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


AND SO THIS IS - Christmas and what have you done


TAGS: mary lennon iwill burn forthis
Rating: 4.5/5

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crankyhead - December 16, 2011, 1:00 am
LOL!


PINK COUGAR CADILLAC - Because Mary Kay is always on the prowl.




WHAT UTTER NONSENSE -


TAGS: london riots mary poppins
Rating: 3.5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 3:04 pm
why'd you 1L yourself? I didn't even notice that mistake until you mentioned it
Iconoclast - August 19, 2011, 2:11 pm
It IS a great picture. Resubmit it the way you want it to be seen.
Airman - August 19, 2011, 10:27 am
that third line isn't right. Perfect example of rushing at the end of the day and not reading before hitting submit. I award myself 1L, and may Claude have mercy on my soul. What a waste of a great picture.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 18, 2011, 8:45 pm
nothin' beats the classics. 5 old film reels


ROFLMAO - Rowling on Floor, Laughing My Ass Off


TAGS: mary potter
Rating: 3.58/5

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NoPathNoWay - August 7, 2013, 9:26 am
He would be a lot cuter if he were a girl.


FOUR LETTER WORDS - mary poppins was a better role model than you thought




HOLY MARY - Mother of God... I can't believe you're that stupid!




MARY'S LAMB - Mary had a little lamb.. And it went apeshit on her!


TAGS: mary s lamb
Rating: 3.62/5

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MARY-MAGDELINE -


TAGS: jesus day mary magdeline is a working girl
Rating: 3.6/5

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GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:24 pm
thanks spacedog
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:22 pm
Nice work GS, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:20 pm
@Fatt Matt, excellent Cliff Notes version. works for me :)
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Makes sence now
Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
I'll Grey do the real explanation if he wants. But that is all I can think of - Mary Magdeline was Jesus' wh*** girlfriend and the pic looks like she's about to smoke some holy pole.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
IDK, I've never been to church or read the bible or anything like that
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:11 pm
?
Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 3:09 pm
Mary was a wh***...?
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:03 pm
I dont get this?


COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 100 BY 7 -




AGELESS WONDERS -




SILLY HATS - They prevent a "there's something about Mary" moment




* Fan clubs * -




Roomate from hell -


TAGS: maryann ginger catfight
Rating: 4.8/5

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Thedge - October 13, 2014, 1:04 am
5L. Just because of MaryAnn, eh? Don't get the bighead.


Bedunk-a-dunk -




I'M GONNA WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUT OF MY HAIR -


TAGS: there s something about mary south pacific cameron diaz
Rating: 4.47/5

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GaryO - July 9, 2013, 3:17 pm
Bingo! Good'n Cynic
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 2:23 pm

OMG!~~Started the day with a blood draw at the lab and a visit with the doc~~and things went downhill from there. Thanks for the HUGE 5L laugh!~
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:57 pm
Some reason, do the 'do pops into my mind. 5L giggle, thanks!
PapaFox - July 9, 2013, 8:13 am
Great for a morning LOL! :-D


LITTLE BUDDY, WHY DON'T YOU GO POUND SALT - Gilligan put-down #245




THE KENNEDY WIVES - Hey they’re dropping like flies. . . . Taylor Swift is lucky she got out of there ALIVE!!




CLEANLINESS -


TAGS: jesus day mary magdeliene korean washy washy 1
Rating: 3.47/5

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GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:27 pm
thank you random
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 3:25 pm
Nice one GS


JESUS - was a Jew on his mother's side.


TAGS: jesus mary
Rating: 2.36/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 1:08 am
Brin; how to you tie in Roman words and Zues's name into this. Yeshua roughly means "son of Yahweh"; and the English got "Jesus" after the letter J gradually stopped being pronounced like a Y.
Velin - September 8, 2008, 3:54 am
No, it doesn´t, just because it sound similary in English doesn´t mean it´s truth. In fact, Jesus means "God is with us." or "God is our salvation".
Brin - July 10, 2008, 9:53 pm
Guess what, Yeshua was Jewish on BOTH sides, being a Jew and all, and BTW, no Jewish mother would ever name her kid a ROMAN word meaning "Son Of Zeus", which is what "jesus" means.


FOLK MUSIC - is very "alternative" still your dress sense leaves a lot to be desired


TAGS: 10000 maniacs mary ramsey rnr
Rating: 1.15/5

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Highlord - September 26, 2008, 5:09 pm
nice socks


MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB -


TAGS: pink nursery rhyme mary lamb
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - March 28, 2016, 8:17 pm

very cute ^^^^^
concern3 - March 28, 2016, 2:16 pm
UP yours
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 8:45 pm

Love this!


Bogart & Bacall -




why yes, this is my hangover face -




Peter Pan -


TAGS: mary martin flying pixie cut
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - January 5, 2015, 4:19 am
Hmmm...I don't see any tentacles...are you sure she's your type, Silvie?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 1:11 am
I don't particularly care for her singing voice. She was supposed to be in the film version of the Sound of Music, but Julie Andrews snatched the part up. Thank God.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 1:08 am
Thanks, Miss Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 1:08 am
Sorry, about that Gary. :-D
Silverheart - January 4, 2015, 6:57 pm

She is gorgeous! The pic left me slightly 'interested', but a quick google search for Mary Martin - wowza.
MissPriss - January 4, 2015, 5:18 pm
Great 5L start to 2015 crotchety!
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 2:13 pm
Oh, shyt, oh shyt…I think I just peed. Great, last year it was atomized coffee propelled from my esophagus. Thank you, 2015.


Awe, Man! -


TAGS: mary poppins feed the birds
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2016, 10:48 am
Teach them to fish.


Abstinence -


TAGS: jesus christ mary virgin birth abstinence effective
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 21, 2016, 9:43 am
Funny, UP yours


Inflation infiltration -




SEASON'S GREETINGS -


TAGS: salt pepper bloody mary
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by GaryO

steve1961 - January 1, 2016, 3:42 am
Happy New Year...It's a leap year...so that's annoying.
spacedog - January 1, 2016, 3:05 am
Cheers, everyone! Have a great new year.
Greeny - December 31, 2015, 7:09 pm
Excuse me...
rerun - December 31, 2015, 6:49 pm

Bah Hum5ug
concern3 - December 31, 2015, 2:14 pm
Back at you
JesusWept - December 31, 2015, 1:44 pm
Happ new year, Gary! 5


Immaculate Lies -


TAGS: pzy virgin ass mary jesus
Rating: 3.75/5

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pzykosiz - December 10, 2015, 10:51 pm
good question
pzykosiz - December 10, 2015, 10:50 pm
shhhh
omgEMT377 - December 10, 2015, 6:49 pm
Whatever happened to "thall shall not covet thy neighbors wife'?..did god break one of his own commandments?
Silverheart - December 9, 2015, 7:01 am

Virgin can also be defined as never been married, so she still could have been a virgin. Just sayin'
JesusWept - December 8, 2015, 7:53 pm
Virgin birth - catch 22 of biblical proportions. L L L L L


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